r3 cubed digital labs inc
A NEW DIMENSION IN DATA SOVEREIGNTY
R3 continues RVP's and R2's mission to add microtransactions to things like your driver's license, house deed, social credit score, and your dying mother's medical records.
A THIRD DIMENSION
You may have known Revolution Populi. You may then have known R2 Squared Digital Labs LLC. Well, now you know R3 - the next generation of blockchain microtransactions enhancing your human experience.
From medical records to social media, WebR3 is revolutionizing what it means to be a cryptocurrency utilizing the finest in expert Latvian technology. Utilizing the newly-discovered "Semen's Razor", R3 is able to increase its throughput and truly break into the real world in a way that RVP and R2 never could.
Using a proprietary "Proof of Seethe" (PoS) mechanism, bagholders receive R3 tokens by providing the team proof that they're seething at levels defined in R3's consensus flow. Once seething has reached adequate levels, tokens are awarded based on the duration and intensity of the seething session.
These tokens are then spent using the R3 Wallet, which takes the form of a penile cage that is self-installed by every bagholder. This mandatory addition ensures the accuracy of seething sessions, and for verification of your personal data by businesses. By putting their R3 wallet in a Business Unit Sales System Installation (BUSSI), their identity is verified, their data is shared, the tokens are extracted from their account and they will receive the desired service.
These tokens can be used for a wide range of enterprise and government processes. For example, a bagholder may put their wallet inside X's BUSSI in order to like one of Elon Musk's posts. A bag holder may also place their wallet inside of the US Government's BUSSI in order to vote in a federal election (and state elections as well in CA, FL, TX, MA, NY, SC, OH, and KS). Hospitals also have BUSSIs which are used for sharing vital health information with caretakers.
There are currently BUSSIs in 10 states, with R3 planning to add more in the coming months and years. While they are not yet active, enterprises, governments, Elon Musk, and Donald Trump are ready to activate their BUSSIs at a moment's notice upon launch of mainnet.
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OUR DECENTRALIZATION PARTNERS
OUR TEAM
meet the dream team: job, larry, and tyrone
Bob Billingsley
senior data solutions expert
Bob is R3's lead data senior solutions expert with a focus on destroying the deep state and big tech.
By being blockchain-first, Bob is solving the problem of data sovereignty through his proposal of a two-state solution: He gets your entire net worth, and you get a sick hotwheels car.
Bob is the former President of Capital One. He now spends his days managing our Latvian tech staff, changing Telegram permissions for our group chat, and blocking parody accounts on Twitter.
Larry Tang 🤓
clearinghouse poindexter
Named after the lobster, larry is an advisor on the clearinghouse side of the equation. He currently moderates r/cryptocurrency, GreatAwakening.win, and the Revolution Populi Group on Telegram.
Coming from the repossession business, larry is an expert at clearing houses, as well as cars and wallets.
Larry has a passion for far-right politics, video games, and tentacle hentai.
Tyrone
Culture Consultant
tyrone developed our website, and is head of culture at R3 labs.
hit up my cashapp at @tyronewells11
I DID NOT MURDER RODD #TyroneInnocent2023
PAST MEMBERS
in memoriam
Jabba The Hutt
Catering
jabba was instrumental in the creation of Revolution Populi's partnership with Five Guys. While this did not turn out to be a very lucrative partnership for our blockchain company, it did provide Jabba with enough grease such that he did not consume the remainder of the staff. R3 was his part-time job, his other being a chef at Yale University.
Jabba was let go on 9/12/23 after being caught with a co-ed in the walk-in freezer.
Rodd Mi'Arder
Head of DEI, Cultivatah of Cultchah
Rodd was a passionate individual who always put care into his marketing endeavors. An activist at heart, living in Detroit, he was able to get Revolution Populi's message out there for the world to see. An avid runner, he was able to bring that energy to create at R3.
Rodd passed away on 8/4/23 from senseless gun violence at 2:30AM while walking home from his boyfriend's house.
OPENING HOURS
Come Visit
Mon - Fri: 9am - 6pm
Sat: 10am - 2pm
Sun: Closed
Testimonials
"R3 helps me massively when secretly collecting data on the IDF to send over to Palestine" -Patty
"R3 is an excellent advancement over both Revolution Populi and R2, both of which failed miserably. I can't wait to put my wallet in some BUSSIs." - TheCrustacean
"There are subtle nuances with every action, like in this case you didn't send a ❤️ out of love, which would be a legitimate and literal use. You sent one to make a weak point. You didn't send 🤡 and 😂 because you thought the contrarians to your position were funny. You sent those emojis to ridicule and undermine their opposition. Do better." -Belle
"I wish I was still alive to see R3." -Boolin
THE ONE AND ONLY
AUCTION
This is your one and only shot to get in on the GROUND FLOOR of this exciting new investment opportunity. You wouldn't want to miss out right? You're not a cuck right? Oh wait you're a little cuck aren't you? You're a little seething cuck bitch yeah? I knew it, you had that little seething cuck bitch aura about you.
Note this auction is only available in Thailand on the corner of แมว and เหมียว. Ask for Big Joe.
Amount Raised so far: $59,350 / $150,000
LAUNCHING 11/17
that's right!!!! It's 100% confirmed!!!
The mainnet is ready for consumption!
Eat up you little piggies! 🐷🐷🐷🐷